Cancel Your Own Goddam Subscription by William F Buckley Jr

Cancel Your Own Goddam Subscription: Notes and Asides from National Review by William F. Buckley Jr.

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Bill Buckley: I have wanted to tell you this for years: You are the second worst-dressed s.o.b. on television.
Cordially,
Harold Fliner Madison, Tenn.

Dear Mr. Fliner: Who’s ahead of me?
Cordially,
WFB

WFB: Actually, no one. You are tops. I classified you as No. 2 only because I felt it’d improve the odds of eliciting a reaction from you–and it worked.
Cordially,
Harold Fliner

Dear Mr. Fliner: Who’s the worst-dressed non-s.o.b.?
Cordially,
WFB

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