A brief introduction and the obligatory legalese

Your humble blogger is a Tex-Arkana baby with an emphasis on the Tex. I am currently engaged in a singularly undistinguished life which includes (for now) the requisite lack-luster cubicle-farm job. I have nevertheless been richly blessed with an exceptional family. Should I die tomorrow without ever achieving wealth or fame or whatever else may be in vogue this week, I will still say that I have been extraordinarily blessed.

A dedication

I am both honored and humbled to have been the best friend and confidant an individual I will refer to as of the incredible CJ. CJ was radiant, talented and full of life and possessed of a wicked sense of humor. Unfortunate for us mere mortals, God determined that the Incredible CJ was indeed too wonderful for this world, and CJ has been allowed to move on to far better things. But I assure you, dear reader, that our friendship remains undimmed in absentia, even if our conversations are a little one-sided. That friendship is what keeps me sane most days.

Well, enough about me. Thank you for your visit. I hope you find something here that can help, or at least bring a smile to your face. And if you happen to recall that you, too, have an Incredible CJ in your life, get up from your chair and go give them a hug. Do it now.

Trust me.

Send lawyers, guns and money

Our privacy policy is pretty simple, so hopefully we can get through it without your eyes glazing over. The fine print is as follows:

We do not collect information on readers or subscribers. Period. Further we will not sell or gift any visitor’s email address or other personal information should you ever give it to us. It is none of our business who you are, what you do, when you do it, or what browser you use to do it with. And if it’s not our business, it’s certainly no one else’s.

The sole exception to the rule: If you use anything from this website to post on yours, we will expect the courtesy of a link back to us. Otherwise you will be smacked for your rudeness.

And we’ll tell your mom, so there.

The legal department insists on the addition of the following: We reserve the right to alter this policy at any time. And yes, we have plans to do so — right after hell freezes over.


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