Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain

Opening line:

NOTICE: Persons attempting to find motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot.

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Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain

(Famous)opening line:

You don’t know about me without you have read a book by the name of The Adventures of Tom Sawyer; but that ain’t no matter.